Too many projects (by )

I have a curse: I'm too inventive.

Yes, this has many benefits; it's certainly useful in my career. But when my ability to come up with ideas far exceeds my available time to execute them, it's a bit sad.

I've met people who seem to think that ideas are rare things. They guard them jealously, seek patent protection, and hold onto them long after they're obsolete; if one of their ideas turns up somewhere out there in the wild, they are sure somebody has stolen it from them.

But I think that ideas aren't that precious. I'm glad when I see an idea I've had realised, since it saves me the effort of realising it. While thinking about Bayesian spam filtering I realised that it failed to take the ordering of words into account, and wondered if it would be possible to build a Markov chain model of spam and another of ham and then measure a message against those two models to see which they fitted best; so when I discovered CRM114 I was happy - and even happier when I found out that Markov-based spam filtering is in Alex Shinn's hato MTA. If you're having more ideas than you can implement, then it's great if somebody else implements them; it means you can focus your limited implementation efforts on one less idea, or use their implementation as a basis to build your idea (if it's slightly different) rather than starting from scratch.

So, without further ado, here's my current Idea List:

  1. Improve my welding skills by making a "hexoctagon", a garden ornament about a metre across made of inch-wide strips of steel organised into three octagons joined about a common axis of intersection and then joined with further strips, so that it's a hexagon from above and an octagon from the side. Cheap material requirements, easy cutting to shape, and then lots of welds that should be within my ability, so good practice.
  2. Rebuild my furnace, and get back into aluminium casting.
  3. Work on my wearable-computer projects. I've been experimenting with casting electronic circuits into blocks of transparent resin, which makes them durable and waterproof while not being as bulky as a box, an also allows one to see LEDs and LCDs embedded in the resin with them. The interesting part is getting connectors and tactile inputs like pushbuttons to the surface, but I have some ideas I've been experimenting with in those areas. I want to develop these to build a head-mounted display with an LED torch built in, a wrist-mounted display with a chord keyer inside, and a modular central unit to go in an inside pocket with central processing, storage, power supply, and interfaces in. Wearable computers are fun.
  4. Extend the structured cabling around my home into adjacent buildings. Challenges include thick stone walls and a driveway to get across. I'll buy a metre-long 2cm-thick drill bit when I have some money, as my 30cm one didn't make it, and I'm researching stringing a catenary over the driveway.
  5. Finish implementing my SFTP client library for Chicken Scheme, then write an SFTP storage backend for Ugarit using it. Also, various other improvements to Ugarit, such as caching the hashes of files by their mtime, so we can easily tell if a file has not been changed without re-hashing it, for faster snapshots.
  6. Tinker with hato, adding local delivery to virtual users defined in a database, and an IMAP server that can serve from both real and virtual users, so I don't need to create full UNIX users for every IMAP mailbox. Perhaps adding LMTP support, too.
  7. Tinker with Chicken Scheme internals; in particular, I want to improve the blob support, to eliminate unnecessary copying between the heap and normal malloc()ed memory, and within the heap between blob and SRFI-4 interfaces to the same region of memory.
  8. Ongoing programming language research, extending the work of my final year project at University on metaprogramming, with some refinements I have in mind to support hygienic macros.
  9. Ongoing development of ARGON, which is a vast sea of subprojects in itself
  10. Work out the economics of distribution and storage of liquid nitrogen. Is it practical to use LN2 as a means of cooling buildings, rather than refrigeration-based air conditioning units that suffer from inefficiencies due to their small scale, and the fact that they pump the heat just outside the building, where it can easily leak back in again? Heat pumps are particularly bad in built up areas where everyone's doing it. LN2-based aircons could even be portable pocket-sized devices, very welcome to motorcyclists in slow traffic on hot days, and commuters.
  11. Make test strips for common dietary intolerances. As a vegetarian, I often wonder if a given dish at a buffet is "safe" or not, and it's worse for people with serious allergies. Is it possible to make cheap and reliable test strips that change colour in the presence of (eg) animal fats, or whatever it is in peanuts that kills people? The colouring in the food itself may prove an obstacle, but diluting it in water and having a control on the strip to compare the colour against should be able to mitigate that, I suspect.
  12. Make a better satnav system. I don't really like the traditional "At the roundabout, turn left" systems. I much prefer looking at a map of my route and seeing what I'm driving past, and knowing where I am in relation to major landmarks. So I'd really like to just see a big map of my entire journey, and a small map of my local environment, both with a marker on showing where I am. But let's generalise this a bit. How about making a generic map display system, able to take a base map and then apply any number of layers, each provided by a software module, possibly over a network, with streaming updates. Then the GPS can just produce a layer with a single point that moves about, while a map server just produces a static map, or streams map data from OpenStreetMap on demand. A database of places is a layer that exposes a set of points. A route planning system can provide a layer that shows a fat blue line over your route. The UI should let you lock the display to a given map feature, such as the moving point that comes from the GPS unit. This is a bit complex for a simple satnav unit, but when you're managing a fleet of vehicles, you can pull in a map layer plus the GPS layer from every vehicle (via GPRS etc) and then see the all on the same map, without needing any special extra software. It's a construction kit for map-based information display. But why stop there? Generalise a little further. This map information is all just a source of data sets defining points, lines, and polygons in lat/long space, with streaming and real-time updates, and a viewer that knows how to display these things in lat/long space. Why not generalise the coordinate system to an arbitrary set of time, space, and other unit axes? The system can know about special types of axis - such as time and spherical coordinates - and then have generic mappings of the other ones into spacial axes, and allow analysis of arbitrary data sets, overlapping them if they have axes in common. So if you have a data set that's the spread of pollution with time, you can overlay the lat/long axes onto your map (or an augmented reality view), and have a slider to choose a position on the time axis; or pull it into 3D by adding the time axis and look at the spread of the pollution as a cone. Your email history can be a set of points aligned on a time axis, and your appointments can be points and regions on the time axis, sometimes with lat/long added (if you took a GPS reading of your position in the past, or if you know where you're supposed to be in future), that you can compare to the spread of pollution (did it coincide with you starting to get sick?), and plot on the same map you use for navigation (so you can work out the best route to get to all the places you need to get to in future), or just fold away the space axes and look at a timeline of your life that you can zoom into. Many applications can be fulfilled in one integrated "data viewer", and many network effect benefits reaped by having them integrated seamlessly.
  13. Audio jukebox appliance. At its simplest, a small box with an Ethernet port, a power inlet, and an audio out port. It finds your music from one or more network servers, or has an internal hard disk you can put music on, or combines both. It will play songs from a queue, and if the queue is empty, will either be silent or will randomly pick songs that match a search query. But that's the boring part. The fun part is that it also has a message queue, and supports a simple network protocol to send it messages. A message causes the music to pause with a quick fade out, then a jingle (depending on the message type) played, then the message text to be read out via a text-to-speech engine such as Festival. When there's no messages in the queue, the music resumes. For extra coolness, add the ability to drive remote slave units over the network; the units are organised into a logical tree, and by default, every node inherits music and messages from its parent. So you set the global playlist at the root node, then on a child node, you can queue some songs and have that child (and its subtree, if there is one) then play different music, reverting to the global music (with a fade) when it ends. And you can send a message to any node in the tree, and that message will be text-to-speeched from that node and all its children. This is something I want about the house, and in my van (see next point), and would be great for secret underground bases, which definitely need computer voices making announcements.
  14. Jazz up my van with a vehicle computer. An MP3 jukebox and navigation system. And a separate battery, so running them all (and the inverter) can't make the engine-starting battery go flat, but when the engine's running the auxiliary battery charges from the alternator.
  15. Virtual networking. See blog post.
  16. Write a "Practical Programming in Scheme" book. Base it on Chicken Scheme, as it's aimed at real-world tasks rather than education. Cover all the stuff that rocks in Scheme, but that basic introductions don't cover as they're trying to teach programming to new programmers: parameters, coroutines, fold, really making the best use of closures, that sort of thing.
  17. Finish up some novels I have in various (early) stages of development.
  18. Design CPUs. I think there's some fun to be had with unusual architectures. In particular, I want to develop tiny MISC-based microcontrollers, and I also have some interesting ideas on how to build a highly asynchronous move-based architecture that should make good use of instruction-level parallelism, while having a very simple control unit that lets you fit lots of them on a chip, sharing execution units between them.
  19. Build a giant distributed (around the house and grounds) replicated storage array for storing my backups, as a single giant Ugarit archive, using a distributed-archive backend for Ugarit that I've designed, which will allow fine-grained control of a replication policy in a very fail-safe fault-tolerant way, yet being simple to implement.
  20. Implement my old protocol agnostic middleware idea. "Middleware" is a bit of a dirty word these days, so perhaps "framework" would be better. I was excited that somebody seemed to have gone ahead and done this, but it's in Python 3 which is a bit limiting; I could put together an implementation in Scheme without too much fuss by layering existing interfaces to protocols such as HTTP, organising them into a common request-routing infrastructure.
  21. Re-copyedit some role playing games (of the pencil-and-paper rather than computer variety) I wrote as a teenager, and set up as my games publishing arm.
  22. Write a Web-based MMORPG set in a procedurally generated universe I have designed, with certain interesting properties. Ideally turn it into a profitable online business, through advertising and subscriptions.

I think it's important not to try and have any illusion that I'll finish any of my projects. It's all too easy to sit and think about how cool each one would be, and to be sure I'm going to finish it because it would be awesome, and talk enthusiastically about how I'm going to do X, Y, or Z. When I was younger, I fell into this trap, and then felt bad about myself when I didn't.

Now I remind myself: these are my hobbies. I say I would like to do X, Y, and Z. But I make no promises, and set no deadlines. When I get some free time, I will work on whichever one I feel like, so progress is hard to predict.

I do feel sad, though, that I have interests in so many fields. I am jealous of people who have just one passion, and devote all their energy to it, and therefore take it a long way. Some days I'm not in the mood to mess with computers. Some days I'm not in the mood to mess with metal. It varies.

20091002: Updated with some more detail on some of the ideas.

Sticker! (by )

Jean got her first sticker - for knowing her number words 🙂

Hospital Trip (by )

So I went to the hospital to see what the surgon had to say and after being pulled around, x-rayed, hit with hammers (reflex testing ones) and being questioned for several hours the answer is - there is nothing they can do.

And there is still no diagnosis 🙁 I ask - so whats cuasing the pain - the weakness - they just shrug and say they'll contact my GP and its back to pain management :'(

So in other words I'm still screwed - nothings going to change its going to be like this forever.

I cried as soon as I left the office.

I tried not to get my hopes up that something would happen but part of me couldn't help it 🙁

Off to the Museum (by )

The School sent us a letter home saying there was to be a mystery trip and what with the appearance of Giant Inflatable bouncy castle dinosuars in the playground it was obvious what sort of trip was coming so third week in and Jean was off to the Oxford Natural History Museum!

This made me very happy and nostalgic as I remember going to the Natural History Museum London in my first year of school and it was the reason I ended up doing a geology degree!

Unfortunatly I couldn't find her little day rucksac so she ended up with PikiChew who is Huge with very little capacity!

she is going to enjoy herself honnest! Jean procasternating on the way to school Jean and Pica Chew off on an adventure off to the Museum

She came back very excited that she has bones in her hands but disappointed that their hadn't been any real dinosaurs!

Mummy There’s a Dinosaur in the Playground (by )

It's the start of week Three and yesturday saw the launch of the schools new theme - as we were walking up to the school - it becames obvious that there is something large and big and red in the playground!

'Mummy there's a dinosaur in the playground!'

'Yes there is!'

'Girly they're doing Dinosaurs! We'll have to tell them your a geologist!'

There was an inflatable slide in the shape of a stegasuarus in the play ground! Jean managed to get in a sneaky extra go at lunch time when we were supposed to be going home!

I have sorted out a done of books for the school on dinosaurs - The learning theme is called Journey to the Jurassic! And they are going to the Oxford Natural History Museum on Wednesday 🙂

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