Convince Alaric to let the Drs Put him under the Chop (by sarah)
Alaric has a... well nipple on the back of his head, the size of which only became apparent when we chopped off all his hair to try and deal with a dandruff problem. The dandruff problem turned out to be interesting as well but more on that later!
This lump on the back of his head has a distinctive look and I found a couple of smaller ones on him (one of which I had accidently mangled with a razor 🙁 ). The Dr says it's a variation on a wart but isn't that contagous but that it should be removed - doesn't have to be but should be. It will really need a scalpel taken to it as it is too large and fleshy to be frozen off and it simple wouldn't get it all.
Any way - due to the horror on Alaric's face the DR said he could think about it - I think it should be removed - help me convince him
Tue 27th Jul 2010 4:18 pm 
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By Olly, Tue 27th Jul 2010 @ 4:46 pm
But what if all his super powers disappear when you cut it off? Admittedly it's not as sexy as Samson and his hair, but you never know...
By Ben, Tue 27th Jul 2010 @ 5:16 pm
Maybe you should offer to take the offending part home afterwards, so he can do experiments on it? I'm sure that would persuade him.
By Ulrike, Wed 28th Jul 2010 @ 1:30 pm
Definitely have it removed; you never know what these sorts of growths can turn into. Better safe than sorry.
Plus it likely isn't a pretty sight, he should think of still being attractive for the wifey!
Tell him to stop being a wuss, I mean surely he will get a local anaesthetic before they chop it? Tzk tzk. 🙂
By @ndy, Wed 28th Jul 2010 @ 2:37 pm
If these things can't be frozen, sometimes it's possible to get a solution that it can be bathed in for 10 minutes a day for a few months.
By David Cantrell, Thu 5th Aug 2010 @ 9:31 pm
Cut it off, try to grow a clone army