Doodles (by )

Ok I know I promised ages ago to show you all some of my art work but I havent got round to the scanning etc... I have some shoddy pics here I took with the camera of my doodles in a little A5 note book I have - these really are light doodles though so dont expect anything good!.

snake men

This was me trying out ideas for webcomics - but found something too similair since 🙁

dragon

Ok I was thinking of gothulu and the like when I drew this - this all started cos a gothic horror/dark sci fi and fantisy inprint is looking for pictures.

snake

More of the same.

club woman

This one is based on a dream I had - the style is me mucking about with ideas of how to illistrate something for Al.

shaggy man

Erm.. I was bored?

horn

Ok this one again was working on styles for Als thing.

demon

In desperation with the fact that I appear not to be able to draw anymore I went hunting for a book - becuase of the specific project I'm working on I was excited to find a book called Anatomy for Fantasy Artists - I copied this from just inside the front cover - 1st time I've done a copy like this in 4yrs :/

angry man

I was attempting to manga/cartoonise a photo here.

barbas duaghter

This is another one from the book - its supposed to be the barber's daughter - the book makes a big point on how difficult it is too draw children and how right they are - I was copying and have managed too draw her older sister who is blatently a teenager!

heads

Floatling heads - I was just trying slightly different styles.

demond

Yes well it was late ok.

dragon head

I was crossing over styles with this - just doodling really as they all are!

fat face

Again just trying out different styles.

bleed

Ok I was trying to make someone look ill - and the pen slipped but its a nose bleed ok!

Missing Kitten! (by )

Well we called for H last night and she didnt come in - perhapse shes asleep in our bedroom then - we thought. This morning ni sign of the normal playful hungry kitten so out side plate of food in hand calling - nothing - no flash of black and white fur as there should have been.

We began to get really worried - then I heared very faint mewing - I searched the coal 'bunker' where it sounded like it was coming from - Perhapse she was stuck in the cattle grid or something - no - still the mewing. I turned and lo - there she was mewing at me from the window of the little garage 🙁

Poor thing - I went in there early yesturday morning - Al says he hasn't been in there - all I can hope is that maybe Babara thought it would be a good idea to let her in there whilst we where out (as if its daytime we let the kittens roam outside). But unlikely meaning the poor thing was in there for ages but I'm sure we fed her dinner :/

Still she's back and safe and her sister kept mewing at us last night - in hindsight she was trying to get us to rescue H - oh well.

On the topic of cats - Minni keeps making a disturbing clanking of jaw and salavating sounds and motions as she watches the birds feeding at our bird table - her tail goes flick flick flick!

Boil Wash Disastor :'( (by )

Ok Al decided he would help more with the house stuff as I'm supposed to be doing less - he's done the last few turns of washing and just to be sterotypical couple - he put the lovely white crocheted blanket and the some of the fleece blankets in a boil wash 🙁 the fleeces are sort of ok but the blanket is ruined - Sorry Aunty Lizzy and Lillian I know you put alot of work into that blanket :(.

Poor Al is devastated.

This is what happens when posh boys schools think that Home economics isnt a subject worth teaching to the boyz! I should have checked or at least reminded him - sigh.

The Spelling Maffia (by )

Grrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!

I subscrib to a Writers Newspaper and a Writers Magazine to my horror I keep coming across articles saying things like 'if they can't even spell basic words correctly then they can't have done any research' or other such comments some worse some better - all implying that the person who has mispelt something is thick or lazy or both!

Now whilst I advocate intensive spell checking and proof reading I should think the odd thing will still sneak in especially when like me you start with ~every third word mispelt! It is absurd however to suggest that someone has not researched a topic becuase one typo or spelling mistake has sneaked in and some of these people weight the person on the spellings in the emails! Al thought I was paranoid about the spelling issue until recently now he frowns, looks sad and seems to repeatedly be saying 'why is there so much discrimination over spelling?'.

Recently someone said to me on a forum that I should not have my degree due to my spelling and that it was a disgrace of our education system that I had achieved my 2:1 - I have a BSc!!! for goodness sake - if it was a lit degree then maybe but for science? Thats what drafts and supervisors are for with papers - they are checked by you, by peers, supervisor and then the editing team and the journal (or maybe this is just me as my spelling is sooooo bad). Why should people with valid points and the brains to do the research be swept aside becuase of a few transpotions of letters which like so often in DNA actually has no effect on the meaning of the peice written?

People look upon spelling as fixed these days too - this my friends is a relatively recent occurence hence half the problems with the natural 'vandilisation' of our language - its could evolution - each set teenagers/the young and happenings has its own codes, its own special words - a cool black and white film about some guys working to update the dictionary sums this up bueatifully - its a comedy mind, wish I could remember what its called :(.

People tell me I cant be a good writter with my spelling - of course I realise it will just mean more proof reading than most but what has that got to do with the content? I realise that stories need to flow - so I work on the language specifics afterwards - no one has said Will Shakespeare is a bad writter and he couldn't even decide on how to spell his name! People have got PhDs out of going through his work trying to make the spelling uniform - otherwise it looks alot like Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg have been doing the writting!

The other thing is it seems to me that editors have gotten lazy - I know they probably have a hundred and one jobs todo - all of which are probably needless paper work that has nothing to do with actual editing or sorting out proof readers for large amounts of text - this now seems reserved only for large techniqual books that institutes are likely to buy on mass and therefore carry a high risk of suing. An old lady who had written books in her youth was horrified that fiction writters had to do all the proof reading and such them selves - even those with commissions - 'thats the editors job' was her definate answer - unfortunatly they seem more interested in cutting out the dros by using pre selection techniques! This is like throwing out a UCAS form of a student wanting to study science cos they have mentioned Terry Pratchett on the form 🙁 (this happens scary I know).

Anyway this is a rambling post now - mainly I am peed off that people - a large amount of people still seem to think that the ability to spell perfectly is some how realated to intelligence/hard work - it is not!

Peoples brains work differently - alot of the most itelligent people I know cant spell - to an extent that I notice!!! We have pooters with spell checkers now - its like people thinking someones no good at maths cos they struggle a bit with mental arithmatic - now as alot of maths peeps have told me - doing sums in your head like that has very little to do with maths and how it works and many of the people with maths degress... well lets just say its a nightmare if you go out for a meal with more than one of them (unless they want to be accountants!).

Erm, so yeah - Dyslexics rule!!!! KO!

p.s. I do not spell check my blog enteries as I consider them informal

Another bizzy weekend (by )

Saturday saw a Snell wedding - I forgot the camera but will hopefully get some pics later on and do a proper writ up 🙂

Today we went to the Scout open day in the village - I think me and Al may have just 'involved' ourselves in something else!

Havested some elder berries, more haws,parsnip - though they are getting a little woody now and some blckberries 🙂

Oh and I have decided that some journalists should be tortured to death for ruining peoples lives - I've been a bit laxs with my blog reading recently - I will attempt to link to what I'm talking about later.

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