Potty Poo! (by sarah)

Jean will hate me for this when she is 21 - laughs evilly.

Yesturday Jean did her first poo in the potty - now all we have to hope is she starts asking for the thing so we can stop using nappies!

Apologies to those eating breackfast!

A Week of High Jinx (by sarah)

This is getting ridiculous it really is!

Last Thursday we had to leave earlyish in the morning for our hectic long weekend in London/Guilford, I went to finish cycling the machines so everything was clean before we left - ie washing machine, tumble dryer etc.... and lo! no electricity. Arrrggggg!!!!!Quick check showed that the RCD had tripped. A quick check settled my dread of fridge and freezers - things still frozen! Relief!

But not for long as we reset the RCD and it goes again!

We are by this time running out of time, a third and forth time show us through elimination that it is the dishwwasher thats doing it. Worrying about that I go to fill our bottles with water for the journey. Not wearing any shoes I noticed to my horror the now familular feeling of wet squelchy carpet under my feet - a little checking shows that the bloody thing has leaked again dispite the cowboy repair guys assaurances - this time straight onto the extension lead its plugged in on - at this point we thank the heavens for nice residual current detectors, we unplugged it - warn our house guest and rush out, knowing it will be just one more thing to deal with when we come back 🙁

The blower in the car deemed that week to stop working and as the front windows do not wind down it was hell - I had packed little plastic ice cube things that I regularly gave to Jean to suck to help keep her cool - though she was a lot cooler than me and Al. Once Ealing was found I was disembarked to sit with baby in an air conditioned Pizza Hut whilst Al went in by him self on the train.

That night saw Jean mega waily - she hadnt wanted to eat becuase of the heat so at 2 in the morning I found myself feeding her whilst Al slept (he was to drive us to Guilford the next day so it was important he got sleep).

On the way to Guilford we sat in some traffic and appeared to have people throwing stuff at the car? Thank goodness the windows dont open or it would have hit Al!

Then things were pretty much fine until Sunday morning when as Als said the brakes went iffy - if its brake fluid thats the cylinders gone if its oil then bearings? But both wheels at once!?

We were going to take the van back but my uncle said it wasnt motoway ready as the bearing still needed fixing, this ment we had to borrow mums car which though fine on the way home as mentioned in Als post even though it too has only just past its MOT 🙁 I got ill on Monday, along with my already infected insect bites!

We also opened our back log of post to find that banks were moaning we hadnt payed bills we'd never recieved and that we had been charged!

Tuesday Al was ill and I fell down a rabbit hole - oh and it turned out the small fridge hadnt been shutting properly so we lost a load of food 🙁 but pretty uneventfull really. Yesterday, Wednesday we were back on the roll of bad luck. First of all I put the kettle on and it seemed to be boiling but not switching itself off! I was peed off as it was obviously broken, then I went to do the washing and lo! It was grinding round and didnt appear to be drawing any water in - it broken too?! Then to the mystory of some lights working some not - was one of the curcuits out? But surely lighting's on a lighting curcuit? The freezers continual hum told we still had power - what I didnt reallise was that it was about half power. This was bad as I found the grill full of meat fat (from house guests who probaly didnt realise it would be such an issue - ie forgetting Al veggi!) so I had to cook the potato bread over the toaster - it took an age!

We also had to sort out the fact that Al's paycheck was wrong and we hadnt been paid everything:( Today - well where to start!

We got a letter from the a debt collector becuase the stupid phone company (mobile wont mention in fear of being sued or something) have for a third or is it a forth time? mucked up the direct debit! Several phone calls later and the rude person at the phone company told us thats not what their screen says etc... when they bank said it was their mistake!

Then to the cleaning out of the pool - it had been accidently left with just a bit of water in by house guests who didnt know the dire consequences of this action - mind you we werent expecting it to be that bad! Green and brown slime - ah nature a miraculous thing! So we set about cleaning it which has led to yet another 'incident'. The hose pipe attachment in the sink appeared to be fine but then when we came back in it had been spraying water everywhere! So once again the kitchen was soaked 🙁 - this is now the fith!!!! bloody effing flood/leakness to happen 🙁 🙁 🙁

This time the windowsill flooded and the kettle, microwave and sterilizer where soaked and are now drying, oh and the toaster!

Still it meant I got to clean the windowsill properly though I did manage to put my foot onto a cracked tile in the process (me not being able to reach unless I climb onto the window sill) which broke showing that half the window sill is over abyss! Al has now banned me from cleaning windows!

I decided that with or without kettle I was having a cup of tea - so on with the saucepan. Finally it boiled - I made the tea and took it into the lounge area were the mug fell off of the handle! 🙁 I'm afraid that at this point I swore - jumping clear of the boiling splash. At this point Al rushes into the room to say that I had left the window in the bedroom open, this was bad as it was where I had imprisoned the kittens whilst we sorted out the chaos. He could now only find one of them 🙁 However, kittens were later both discovered in my wardrobe sitting on the jumpers! It has a hole in the back of it I had completely forgetten about!

And Then There Were Three (by sarah)

Hydrogen and Helium have been joined by a third cat! This ones called Mini and is all black with large pale green/yellow eyes. We picked her up on Sunday evening after a hectic weekend. She was very good on the journey home, only mewing when I made the squeaky noise I make. She even let me stroke her, purring when we stopped at the services so the we could give her some water.

She has so far spent most of her time behind the fridge and freezer, grrrring at kittens who tend to ignore her, after some initial hissing.

Shes seven years old and has been a bit lonely and stuck inside recently but hopefully she will soon settle down.

She had been out rather a lot today and let me comb her with the cat comb that came free of charge with her! 🙂

Hmmm might have to add even more subcategpries!

p.s. she mults lots 🙁 hoovering here we come!

Comedy Moment (by sarah)

Well the kittens have been getting into everything and we have been trying to 'train' them out of sitting on beds and tables to little success. Today I saw Hydrogen climb into my wooden potpori bowl (dads cousin John made the bowl in Wales!). I jumped up saying, 'No bad kitten'. Al simpered over how cute it looked - I moved around the furniture to remove it firmly but gently from the bowl. Kitten mewed I said, 'OH no' as the realisation dawned on me that I had found the elusive cat turd that had been smelling - with my bear feet and lo! It was flipping moldy!

Al rushed to get a bowl for me to wash my feet in with out smearing it everywhere - unfortunatly it happed to be the bowl which leaks!

Of Cats and Kittens (by sarah)

We have been carrying one kitten with us when we go and feed Babaras cats to try and get everybody used to the new situation. However last night Tim followed me into the Bakery, so I went and got a kitten to see how he would react to them - it was H the less agressive of the two. To mine and Als suprise TIm stood there looking a bit worried and as soon as I put H on the ground, the kitten started hissing and yoewling, back arched, fur raised.

We thought that it would be predent if H won the face off as it is the kittens territory, but we didnt have to intervine - Tim was petrafied of the kitten and as soon as we opened the door he was off like a shot.

Then Betsy, the black shy cat kept coming over and sticking her paw through our letter box - rattling it toget our attention. She kept doing this until we let her into the Mill via the door - she has arthritise and we think she was having problems climbing in the window to get her food.

Tim and Batsy also appeared to be missing Barabara - who they seemed to think we were hiding in the Bakery - this myth was dispelled earlier with heer return from holiday - the endless watering is now at an end 🙂

The kittens house training has dramatically improoved with a) a box over the litter tray to make it resemble the covered one they were used to. b) treats and rewards, plus being taken to the litter tray. c) Cleaning the litter tray out three times a day and d) feeding them specific cat milk so they dont have the squitz anymore!