Stupid NHS (by sarah)

Da Grrrrrr!!!!!

I've been waiting for an appointment - as I always am - first of all they sent me a letter saying they could now offer me an appointment but that I had to phone within two weeks of getting the letter - this was over Easter when they werent taking calls for like a week and then we were on hooliday etc..... So I finally got through and they said they had taken me of the list but that I hadnt yet been refered back to the GP so they could just put me on the list again.

I get a letter last week from them - finally - I phone today thinking I should have time still but no! The letter was sent out on the 31st of May apparently. I suppose I should have checked the date on the letter instead of just going by when it arrives - I bet it sat in the out tray for a week before it actually got posted 🙁 Fortunatly they hadnt refered me back to the GP so have put me back on the list - sigh - and around we go again!

On top of that I mis read the number and phoned the wronge number initially (sarah blushes)

Also the Water board have been muppets! I phoned them up when we arrived and said that it was us here now - blah blah blah and I got a bill and payed it - since the autum though we havent had a bill - now I didnt really pay much attention to this assuming that the bill was an annual one (yes mI know I should have checked properlly and kept a record and all the rest but I was doing all of this whilst breast feeding with laptop and phone being the only things in reach). Anyway it turns out they have been sending the bills to Babara and the reminders which of course she thought was for her bills so has been phonign them up saying she's payed etc...

Anyway they then sent her a thing saying they were getting solicators out - this was a couple of days after she realised the address on the bill was the Bakery and had bought it over - I had just sent it off that day but now after having phoned up and been assured no solicitors will show up and that the account has been zeroed (for credit check stuff) that check is no good to them so they have to resend everything - fortunatley they are not going to make us pay spring and summer together but splitting it for us.

Grrrrrr - bloody admin!!!!!

Ok rant over sorry it was a bit longer than I intended!

Digital logic simulation (by alaric)

For a while, I've been considering moving into the soft IP market - designing logic circuits that can be used as modular black boxes in designing circuits for use in FPGAs or ASICs.

However, developing such soft IP blocks can be a challenge; they need testing and debugging. You can get an FPGA development board and put your designs into a chip along with test logic to run them through their paces, but it can be hard to inspect the internal signals that way. Or you can simulate them in software.

So, obviously, I'm going down the software route. Thing is, most digital logic design software has you specify the logic in Verilog or VHDL, neither of which I fancy, for many reasons.

So I've taken to writing my own; one where the design is input as a hierarchial netlist, an actual description of how a circuit would be wired rather than an abstract description of its behaviour. It's designed for purely digital logic, and optimised for speed and ease of debugging.

Currently, since I've yet to write an input driver, circuits and test inputs are set up in C++ source code, but before long there'll be a mini language for setting up circuits and test inputs. For debugging, I've defined a logic probe device that can examine a number of named input lines, or a bus; whenever one of the lines changes the change is detailled, and the new state of the entire bus displayed. Next, I'll define a trap capability, where logic probes can be told to suspend simulation in specified circumstances and give a command prompt, from which the states of lines, busses, and devices can be examined, and test signals injected.

The data model of the system is quite simple; a line is connected to any number of device outputs and inputs. Each device output has a state - 1, 0, ? (undefined), or Z (high impedance). The overall state of the line is ? if any output driving it is ?, or there are outputs driving it with 1s while others are driving it with 0s (in this situation it outputs an error message, too, since that condition can damage devices). If all the outputs driving it are Z, then the overall state is also ?; and if the outputs driving it are a mixture of 1s and Zs, or 0s and Zs, then the overall state is 1 or 0, respectively.

Whenever the overall state of a line changes, it notifies all the devices that have inputs connected to the line.

The system is driven by a scheduler. Devices schedule changes to their outputs at specified times in the future. A device cannot just change an output from 0,1,or Z to any other state - when a device asks to chane its output, what actually happens is that at the specified time the output changes to ? then, a little later, it changes to the desired value, modelling transmission line effects in the line. The delay consists of a small basic delay, plus a second delay factor times the number of device inputs driven by that line, to model the capacitance of all those transistors.

When a device's inputs change, it is notified - if lots of inputs change at the same point in time, it is notified just once, for efficiency (think about 64-bit data busses). The device then figures out if any of its outputs need to change, and if so, schedules changes at suitable times in the future, thus allowing for gate delays.

So far I've implemented an AND-gate device, as the quick and simple test, then I went on and implemented a static RAM. This is much more complex, especially when one considers the effect of timing and inputs having undefined states. The RAM device signals an error if the write line goes high while any address or data lines are undefined, so you need to make sure the address and data busses have stabilised before asserting that write, then when you drop the write line, you need to make sure it's had time to become 0 before removing the address and data signals, since when the write input is ? the RAM device considers that it might be writing.

Likewise, when reading, if the read line or address inputs are undefined, the data outputs are, too.

The point of all this is to make the simulator handle the messy details of logic being pushed with high clock rates. If you try and run things too fast, then you get undefined signals appearing in the wrong places because lines haven't had time to settle before they're needed, and you get errors flagged. With it, I'll hopefully be able to do quite accurate timing models of digital logic - a prerequisite for things like asynchronous microprocessors!

And, yes, when I've finished implementing the simulator (with the circuit input file parser, test input signal parser, VCD file output from the logic probes so the results can be viewed in nice graphical signal viewers, the interactive command line, and a wide range of devices - all the usual logic gates, every type of flip-flop, multiplexers, demultiplexers, and logic blocks like ALUs) - I'll make it open source!

Poor Little Rabbit :'( (by sarah)

Babara came calling for Al today but he was in London, she had a rabbit she had tried to kill herself as Tim (the cat) had broken its leg. It was in a bit of a state and I ended up holding it whilst she hit it witht he baseball bat - guess who got covered in blood 🙁

Poor thing - I concede it needed to be killed and that this was the quickest kindest way but I feel bad 🙁 I wouldnt have let Al do it if he had been here anyway due to his 'proper' vegitarianism. Of course if I'd found it with a broken leg like that I would have probably done the selfish thing and have in a box munching lettice at the mo hoping it just might recover.

It was such a lovely looking thing too and it was warm and soft 🙁 Still at least I know I'll never starve as I can do these things even if I hate them and will probably have nightmares over it! Also it didnt go to waste - Tim has since eaten most of it and if Babara hadnt found him playing with it he would have just worried it to death.

Of Olives and Watering Cans (by sarah)

Well I found a mystery partially crushed olive on the window sill in the kitchen - now me and Al have puzzeled over this - surely it is the one from the 'sink disastor' but how did it get there? It was undernieth stuff from before mum and dad came to visit! - roll on music from Fortean TV.

There there was the watering can - Babara kept asking me if it was difficult for me to fill the watering can up - I kept saying I always refilled it after use - this carried on with her getting annoyed that she had even given me a hose and I still hadnt bothered to refill and me getting really annoyed that she had obviouslly forgotten to refill it and then kept blaming me! However, it turns out that the watering can happened to have a slow leak! So it was fine if used shortly after being filled but not if left for any amount of time!

Disturbing dream (by alaric)

Last night, I dreampt I was having a heart attack - horrid pains in my left arm, then I was taken to a hospital and wired into monitors and had a drip inserted, again into my left arm - then I woke up to find that I'd fallen asleep with my left arm bent into an uncomfortable position and it was in agony!

It always fascinates me, how the human mind manages to weave external stimuli into our dreams like that. The classic case is when somebody is shouting at you to wake up or an alarm clock goes off, and your brain weaves it into your dream for a few seconds before you come round...