Sultanas (by alaric)
THE SCENE: Jean is eating a chelsea bun.
JEAN: "I don't like sultanas."
ALARIC: "They're... really sad to hear that. They say they tried as hard as they could to be tasty for you."
JEAN: "I absolutely hate them."
ALARIC: "Oh no! Some of them are crying now!"
JEAN: "Well, I'm eating them anyway."
ALARIC: "Ah, that's cheered them up a bit!"
JEAN: "What, even though I'm killing them?"
ALARIC: "Oh, you're not killing them, you're liberating their trapped souls."
JEAN: "Really? Well, they'll just be 'tanas' then, without their 'souls'."
Thu 7th Mar 2013 9:37 am 
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By angie (mum), Thu 7th Mar 2013 @ 7:37 pm
You can't argue with that! I can still hear Ferfer laughing, he's shaken his hat off.